New SwagWear Available

Hoo Boy!

After the limited edition SwaggerJackets sold out, we had to think fast. And we thought, “Hey now, who wouldn’t want Jimmie Ray Swagger’s face on their junk?” So now we got SwagWear and SwagUnderWear! Available at truly fine retailers nationwide.

Secret Show

Don’t look now, but we’re working on booking a secret show up at Stud Muffins of Durham. And do you wanna know what day they want us for? Of course you do! The want us for the gotdang Fourth of July!

Now that’s America!

Heck yeah!

Jimmie Ray Swagger May 28th at the Station

Hoo Boy!

People are getting so excited about Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters playing at the Station in Carrboro on Tuesday, May 28th that they’re getting their SwagWear ready in advance:

SwagWear – available at truly fine retailers nationwide!

 

Be there or you’ll regret it!

Swagger Fashion

Jimmie Ray Swagger. Country music superstar. Presidential candidate. Legend.

And now, fashion icon.

 

This Here is More Poetry

Why I Love America
America is an amazing place
One where girls will sit on your face
America I do love you
I also really love to screw
And drink and smoke and take drugs too
That’s why I Love America
    –Plum Peel

 

Under New Management

Alright, now everybody listen up! There’s a new sheriff in town and that is me, Arty “Tex” Donkerman! I had to pull a few strings to get Jimmie and the boys out of the hoosegow and it better not be for nuthin’! In a turn of events that can only be described as ironic, Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters will be playing The Cave on April 20th as part of the court settlement I negotiated. Come on out and I promise you an evening to remember!

Trouble

Hoo Boy! You all are probably wondering why you ain’t heard from Jimmie Ray and the Boys in while. Truth is we were headed down to Mussel Sholes to do some recording and we had a little run in with the law for reasons we’d rather not disclose.

Not to worry, we’ll be out in just a wee bit.