After the limited edition SwaggerJackets sold out, we had to think fast. And we thought, “Hey now, who wouldn’t want Jimmie Ray Swagger’s face on their junk?” So now we got SwagWear and SwagUnderWear! Available at truly fine retailers nationwide.
Hoo Boy! We done went Yonder and tore the place up! Take you a looky-loo at this here video somebody shot through a peephole lookin’ in:
Just a reminder that Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters will be working overtime at Yonder on Friday, June 21st. You will be sorry if you miss it!
Wow, check this out! Somebody has just unearthed some old home movie of us singing about jail. The more things change…
As I am certain you have heard by now, Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters will be playing in Hillsborough, NC on Friday, June 21st. However, the venue has upgraded to accommodate JRS&tFE – they are now Yonder. And that is where we are gonna be.
But no matter what they call the place, babe, if you call we’re gonna come.
In a belated acknowledgement of the majesty that is Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters, King Street Bar in Hillsborough, NC will host Jimmie and the boys on Friday, June 21st 2019!
Don’t look now, but we’re working on booking a secret show up at Stud Muffins of Durham. And do you wanna know what day they want us for? Of course you do! The want us for the gotdang Fourth of July!
Remorial Day falls on Tuesday, May 28th of this year – make it a day to demember* with Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters live and in person at the Station in Carrboro, North Carolina!
* “demember” as in forget, not that other thing!
People are getting so excited about Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters playing at the Station in Carrboro on Tuesday, May 28th that they’re getting their SwagWear ready in advance:
Be there or you’ll regret it!
When you get as famous as Jimmie Ray Swagger, everybody wants a piece of you. Somebody has gone and started writing an unauthorized biography of Mr. Swagger, and we have gotten our hands on the introduction. It’s pretty much all wrong, but can’t say it ain’t entertaining!
This coming Saturday, April 20th, live at the Cavern Tavern, President Swagger is set to announce his Green New Deal! Details are scarce so far, but rumor has it that agriculture and mental health issues will feature prominently.
Come one, come all to the Cavern Tavern on Saturday, April 20th and experience it in person!
Alright, now everybody listen up! There’s a new sheriff in town and that is me, Arty “Tex” Donkerman! I had to pull a few strings to get Jimmie and the boys out of the hoosegow and it better not be for nuthin’! In a turn of events that can only be described as ironic, Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters will be playing The Cave on April 20th as part of the court settlement I negotiated. Come on out and I promise you an evening to remember!
Hoo Boy! You all are probably wondering why you ain’t heard from Jimmie Ray and the Boys in while. Truth is we were headed down to Mussel Sholes to do some recording and we had a little run in with the law for reasons we’d rather not disclose.
Not to worry, we’ll be out in just a wee bit.
Did I scare you? Sorry, but I am just too excited about the fact that Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters are gonna be playing the Caverntavern in Chapel Hill on Halloween this year! Crystal Bright and the Silver Hands, Katharine Whalen’s Swedish Patrol, Robert Griffin, and Codeine Haze will be there! You should be too – unless you’re scared!