This coming Saturday, April 20th, live at the Cavern Tavern, President Swagger is set to announce his Green New Deal! Details are scarce so far, but rumor has it that agriculture and mental health issues will feature prominently.
Come one, come all to the Cavern Tavern on Saturday, April 20th and experience it in person!
Alright, now everybody listen up! There’s a new sheriff in town and that is me, Arty “Tex” Donkerman! I had to pull a few strings to get Jimmie and the boys out of the hoosegow and it better not be for nuthin’! In a turn of events that can only be described as ironic, Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters will be playing The Cave on April 20th as part of the court settlement I negotiated. Come on out and I promise you an evening to remember!
Hoo Boy! You all are probably wondering why you ain’t heard from Jimmie Ray and the Boys in while. Truth is we were headed down to Mussel Sholes to do some recording and we had a little run in with the law for reasons we’d rather not disclose.
They done told us that the Carrborro Music Festival was a free event, but they ain’t never seen the crowds Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters can draw. Therefore, we have taken the precaution of printing out tickets:
We can’t help but notice that the fans just can not get enough Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters in their lives. Some even go so far as to post unauthorized live videos taken on videocameras hidden up inside their phones! Such as this one: