Kinko De Mayo is almost here!

Hoooo Boy! It’s almost time for Kinko de Mayo, that traditional yearly celebration of fetishes and mayonnaise. If I had my druthers it’d be fetishes and Bar-B-Q, but tradition is tradition.

This year Kinko de Mayo falls on the fifth of May. We’re gonna be celebrating at the 2nd Wind in Carrboro, North Carolina. Figure on us gettin’ goin’ about 10:00pm.

Fetch me my ball gag!

Album Update

Even though we’re touring hard as always just like the true road warriors we are, we’ve found the time to record a whole new album of greatest hits! We’ll let you all take a listen when it’s ready, till then we’re gonna keep on keepin’ on!

Howdy, world!

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