New Swagger Video for the 4th of July!

4th of July
Got Dang 4th of July!

Hoo Boy! It’s the got dang 4th of July! America! Freedom! I am just so excited!

What better way to celebrate our nation’s independence than with a brand-spankin’ new video from Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters? What better way to celebrate Freedom?

Ladies and gentlemen – Sex Slave:

Hope This Don’t Last (All Spring)

The record company has been wanting us to do a video for our newest hit “Hope This Don’t Last (All Spring)” so we contacted some fellow the name of Bill Gates and he helped us to shoot the video while each one of us was in our own mansions. We sure do hope y’all like it!

We Went Yonder

Jimmie Ray Swagger at Yonder in Hillsboro
Jimmie Ray Swagger addresses the crowd
Plum Peele and Shitty Smith of Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters
Plum and Shitty in their natural habitat
Mike Truck of Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters at Yonder
Mike Truck fingers the G-string of his guitar
Pumpkin Spice of Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters at Yonder
Pumpkin Spice relaxes in the Green Room

More Swagger Video!

Hoo boy! Time has a way of slippin’ by on you, don’t it? Hence this song, “My Best Days are Gone,”  earns its emotional heft:

A Message to Our Fans

Arty "Tex" Donkerman, manager for Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters
Arty “Tex” Donkerman, manager for Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters

Dear Jimmie Ray Swagger Fans:

Current events sure are making us all say “Hoo Boy!” For many of y’all, the uncertainty caused by the novel coronavirus has completely changed the structure of days, of minds – the way we work, the way we communicate with friends and family, the way we get it on.

For us it means the dang tour is on hold and we ain’t getting paid! Force majeure is some bullshit!

Nevertheless, as your Country Music provider, we are here to help you meet this challenge. Our focus today is the same as it’s always been — ensuring you have the most kickass Country Music experience possible, whenever and wherever you need it.

And that’s a promise, or my name ain’t Arty “Tex” Donkerman!

New Swagwear Accessory: Lighters!

Swagger lighters / bottle openersHoo Boy!

Check it out! We went and got ourselves a whole mess of lighters with bottle openers built right into ’em!

We know you want one. And you are in luck, because they will be available at the next performance by Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters on Friday, March 13th at Yonder in Hillsboro, NC!

Swagger lighter in use
A Swagger lighter in use – another satisfied customer!

The Next Best Thing

There ain’t nothing better than a live performance by Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters, but if you couldn’t be there you can at least see part of what you missed:

The People are Ready for More Swagger!

Jimmie Ray Swagger Swagwear
Swagger 2020!

Hoo boy! Everybody is all excited for Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters to perform at  Yonder in Hillsborough, NC on March 13th, 2020!

Sweetening the deal even further, there are rumors that Jimmie is feelin’ pressure to run for President again. Could he announce at  Yonder in Hillsborough, NC on March 13th, 2020? Only one way to find out! Be there!


In case you weren’t there back in 2016, here’s Jimmie winning the first time:

Jimmie Ray Swagger at Yonder March 13th, 2020!!!

YonderHoo Boy! You know how they always say Friday the 13th is lucky? Well, in March of 2020, Friday the 13th is super mega crazy lucky! And that’s because Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters are gonna be performing at Yonder in Hillsborough, NC!

 

Jimmie Ray Swagger says "Be There!"
Jimmie Ray Swagger says “Be There!”

Next Best Thing

Now I know you that you know there’s nothing better than a Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters show. But do you know what the next best thing is? Well, it’s watching video of a Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters show! And to that end, we got us a channel on the YouTubes! Enjoy!