Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters

Hoo boy! Kinko de Mayo, the traditional yearly celebration of fetishes and mayonnaise, has rolled around again and I am excited! In both ways!

Celebrate with some Swagger:

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Hoo boy! The hits just keep on comin’!

Speaking of coming, this coming Saturday, April 15th Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters are gonna be performing at the Cave with Skeeter Feeders!

They just can not get enough Jimmie Ray Swagger at Fishing Creek! Nobody can! So here’s some more:

Hoo Boy! Come on out to The Kracken tonight, April 1st, 2023 where Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters will be playing with Coyote vs. Acme!

We was holdin’ out, hopin’ that Cody Caliente would make this one, but he done sent us the following message:

“Hey man! I sure do appreciate that but I’m on house arrest from that grand theft auto charge after that pool tournament and wet T-shirt contest at Buster’s Cue & Brew last year. Stitches are long gone but you should see the scar on my forehead from the chicken wire out back!”

“Meanwhile, my old lady is fierce and won’t let me cut the ankle monitor off no more. Says she ain’t taking care of all 7 youngins no damn more while he’s out boozing or sitting in the lockup for being stupid. So I reckon I’m gonna pass this go round. But damn I wanna get piss drunk like we used to at the honky tonk in Nashville….North Carolina. Well, I reckon it was actually Rocky Mount.”

Hoo boy! If you have plans to do somethin’ else this coming Saturday, March 4th 2023 you need to cancel! Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters are gonna be at Yonder – and you know what happened last time! You don’t wanna miss it!

If you don’t know, well, you’ll find out!

Belt it to the bleachers!

You heard that right! Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters are gonna be playin an in-store concert at Schoolkids Records on Friday, February 24th! 8-track cassettes only $9.99!

With Certain Seas.

Hoo Boy! Livin’ life on the road is the life we chose, and we’re makin’ another swing through Raleigh this coming Saturday, Feb. 11th!

We’re gonna be at the Berkeley Cafe, where even Fussy Eaters can find something to put in their pieholes!

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Hoo boy!

We’re coming back to Imbibe in Chapel Hill on 1/28/23! Last time there was a HOT DOG PARTY….who knows what surprise will be in store for us this time?

You can never have too much Swagger in your life!

Here’s more live Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters action from Fishing Creek:

Dang it! The Station done messed up and double-booked themselves! The Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters show tonight has moved to the Speakeasy.

The Station regrets their error.

BOO!

Did I scare you? Sorry, but I am just so excited ’cause Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters are gonna be playing the Station on Friday, January 13th 2023!

Be there!

Hoo Boy! Either you were there or you wish you was!

 

Hoo boy! Have we got a treat for you!

This coming New Year’s Eve, Saturday, Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters will be ringing and wrangling in 2023 in style down at The Cave!

Joining Jimmie and the Boyz will be both Sadie Rock and the Mad Ryans and The Ramonas!

Be there and start 2023 off right!

If you call us we will come, and we got the call to come Yonder! So y’all come too – we’ll make sure of it!

Like the man says at the end: WOW!

 

…and there’s a whole heapin’ helpin’ on the BandCamps:

 

Hoo Boy! Jimmie and the boys just headlined Carrboro Music Fest and, dang, just take a listen:

You read that right – Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters are coming back to the Speakeasy Saturday, September 17th! Be there! You know you wanna!

Hoo Boy! The Carrborro Music Festival sure does love them some Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters! In fact, we’re headlining their festival again this year on Sunday, October 2nd – which is why they got us in their promo video three, count ’em, three times: