PRE-morial Day Approaches!

PRE-morial Day
Are you ready?

Hoo Boy! Are you ready for this?

On Saturday, May 29th 2021 Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters will be celebrating PRE-morial Day at the Kracken!

 

Before we have a day to remember, let’s have a night to forget!

 

JRS&tFE Tear the House Down!

Hoo boy! We sure did have us a big ol’ time tearing up the internets streaming live from the Cavern Tavern! You shoulda been there! But you couldn’t! Dang it!

But since you couldn’t have been there, you’ll have to make do with the second best thing to a Swagger show – Swagger video! Click the pic!

Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters Cave Stage
Click to bring us on stage!

We’re on the TV!

Hoo boy! We sure did have fun headlining the Carrboro Music Festival again! They even put us on the TV!

Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters on the TV
Gotta get high-tech to capture all the Swagger goodness!
Jimmie Ray Swagger is the star of the show!
Jimmie Ray Swagger is the star of the show!
Plum Peele, Shiddy Smith, and Mike Trukc
Plum Peele, Shiddy Smith, and Mike Trukc bring the Country!

New Swagger Video for the 4th of July!

4th of July
Got Dang 4th of July!

Hoo Boy! It’s the got dang 4th of July! America! Freedom! I am just so excited!

What better way to celebrate our nation’s independence than with a brand-spankin’ new video from Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters? What better way to celebrate Freedom?

Ladies and gentlemen – Sex Slave:

Hope This Don’t Last (All Spring)

The record company has been wanting us to do a video for our newest hit “Hope This Don’t Last (All Spring)” so we contacted some fellow the name of Bill Gates and he helped us to shoot the video while each one of us was in our own mansions. We sure do hope y’all like it!

We Went Yonder

Jimmie Ray Swagger at Yonder in Hillsboro
Jimmie Ray Swagger addresses the crowd
Plum Peele and Shitty Smith of Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters
Plum and Shitty in their natural habitat
Mike Truck of Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters at Yonder
Mike Truck fingers the G-string of his guitar
Pumpkin Spice of Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters at Yonder
Pumpkin Spice relaxes in the Green Room

More Swagger Video!

Hoo boy! Time has a way of slippin’ by on you, don’t it? Hence this song, “My Best Days are Gone,”  earns its emotional heft:

A Message to Our Fans

Arty "Tex" Donkerman, manager for Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters
Arty “Tex” Donkerman, manager for Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters

Dear Jimmie Ray Swagger Fans:

Current events sure are making us all say “Hoo Boy!” For many of y’all, the uncertainty caused by the novel coronavirus has completely changed the structure of days, of minds – the way we work, the way we communicate with friends and family, the way we get it on.

For us it means the dang tour is on hold and we ain’t getting paid! Force majeure is some bullshit!

Nevertheless, as your Country Music provider, we are here to help you meet this challenge. Our focus today is the same as it’s always been — ensuring you have the most kickass Country Music experience possible, whenever and wherever you need it.

And that’s a promise, or my name ain’t Arty “Tex” Donkerman!