Hoo Boy! It sure has been too long!
But finally some good news!
On Saturday, February 27th in the year of our Lord 2021, Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters will be streaming live from Chapel Hill’s own Cavern Tavern!
Hats off to us! And heads!
Details for how to stream forthcoming!
We are so happy to announce that we have assembled a collection of Jimmie Ray Swagger & The Fussy Eaters chart topping singles into an easy to listen (AND BUY) album! Why buy the singles when YOU can get a PACKAGE DEAL in a full release!!!!
Just what the title says: Video of Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters headlining Carrboro Music Fest:
Hoo boy! We sure did have fun headlining the Carrboro Music Festival again! They even put us on the TV!
So there have been a ton of folks askin’ how they can see Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters headline the Carrboro Music Festival at 2:20 PM on Sunday, October 4th. Well here you go!
Use this here link:
https://www.facebook.com/events/700769477197102/
and RSVP today!
On the day of, see all the action at:
https://www.facebook.com/CatsCradleNC/
I just can not wait!
Hoo boy! I am so excited, I can barely contain myself! And that’s because on Sunday, October 4th 2020 Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters are gonna headline the Carrboro Music Festival direct from the Cat’s Cradle big room!
Of course, what with the Covid and all, it’s just gonna be over the interwebs. We’ll get y’all a link when we get one! Details forth cumming!
I just know that you all been loving Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters’ video for Sex Slave. But now it’s got the full, bigger, wider audio to go with it!
Enjoy:
Surprise release from Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy eaters! We are happy to offer our #1 Hit* ‘Sex Slave’ for FREE DOWNLOAD in these trying times! Pay as little or AS MUCH as you want!
*in the hearts and minds of our fans
Hoo Boy! It’s the got dang 4th of July! America! Freedom! I am just so excited!
What better way to celebrate our nation’s independence than with a brand-spankin’ new video from Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters? What better way to celebrate Freedom?
Ladies and gentlemen – Sex Slave:
The record company has been wanting us to do a video for our newest hit “Hope This Don’t Last (All Spring)” so we contacted some fellow the name of Bill Gates and he helped us to shoot the video while each one of us was in our own mansions. We sure do hope y’all like it!
Relax and enjoy:
Hoo boy! Time has a way of slippin’ by on you, don’t it? Hence this song, “My Best Days are Gone,” earns its emotional heft:
Dear Jimmie Ray Swagger Fans:
Current events sure are making us all say “Hoo Boy!” For many of y’all, the uncertainty caused by the novel coronavirus has completely changed the structure of days, of minds – the way we work, the way we communicate with friends and family, the way we get it on.
For us it means the dang tour is on hold and we ain’t getting paid! Force majeure is some bullshit!
Nevertheless, as your Country Music provider, we are here to help you meet this challenge. Our focus today is the same as it’s always been — ensuring you have the most kickass Country Music experience possible, whenever and wherever you need it.
And that’s a promise, or my name ain’t Arty “Tex” Donkerman!
Hoo Boy! Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters done tore up at the Yonder! You shoulda been there!
But if you couldn’t, here’s the next best thing:
Gorgeous! Dazzling! Magnificent!
And just plain good-lookin’ too!
Hoo Boy!
Check it out! We went and got ourselves a whole mess of lighters with bottle openers built right into ’em!
We know you want one. And you are in luck, because they will be available at the next performance by Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters on Friday, March 13th at Yonder in Hillsboro, NC!
There ain’t nothing better than a live performance by Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters, but if you couldn’t be there you can at least see part of what you missed:
Hoo Boy! We went and got us on the Instagrams!
As you are probably aware, Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters are down with the kids.