On Saturday, February 27th in the year of our Lord 2021, Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters will be streaming live from Chapel Hill’s own Cavern Tavern!
Hoo boy! We sure did have fun headlining the Carrboro Music Festival again! They even put us on the TV!
Gotta get high-tech to capture all the Swagger goodness!Jimmie Ray Swagger is the star of the show!Plum Peele, Shiddy Smith, and Mike Trukc bring the Country!
So there have been a ton of folks askin’ how they can see Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters headline the Carrboro Music Festival at 2:20 PM on Sunday, October 4th. Well here you go!
Hoo boy! I am so excited, I can barely contain myself! And that’s because on Sunday, October 4th 2020 Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters are gonna headline the Carrboro Music Festival direct from the Cat’s Cradle big room!
Of course, what with the Covid and all, it’s just gonna be over the interwebs. We’ll get y’all a link when we get one! Details forth cumming!
I just know that you all been loving Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters’ video for Sex Slave. But now it’s got the full, bigger, wider audio to go with it!
Surprise release from Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy eaters! We are happy to offer our #1 Hit*‘Sex Slave’ for FREE DOWNLOAD in these trying times! Pay as little or AS MUCH as you want!
Hoo Boy! It’s the got dang 4th of July! America! Freedom! I am just so excited!
What better way to celebrate our nation’s independence than with a brand-spankin’ new video from Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters? What better way to celebrate Freedom?
The record company has been wanting us to do a video for our newest hit “Hope This Don’t Last (All Spring)” so we contacted some fellow the name of Bill Gates and he helped us to shoot the video while each one of us was in our own mansions. We sure do hope y’all like it!
Jimmie Ray Swagger addresses the crowdPlum and Shitty in their natural habitatMike Truck fingers the G-string of his guitarPumpkin Spice relaxes in the Green Room
Arty “Tex” Donkerman, manager for Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters
Dear Jimmie Ray Swagger Fans:
Current events sure are making us all say “Hoo Boy!” For many of y’all, the uncertainty caused by the novel coronavirus has completely changed the structure of days, of minds – the way we work, the way we communicate with friends and family, the way we get it on.
For us it means the dang tour is on hold and we ain’t getting paid! Force majeure is some bullshit!
Nevertheless, as your Country Music provider, we are here to help you meet this challenge. Our focus today is the same as it’s always been — ensuring you have the most kickass Country Music experience possible, whenever and wherever you need it.
And that’s a promise, or my name ain’t Arty “Tex” Donkerman!
Check it out! We went and got ourselves a whole mess of lighters with bottle openers built right into ’em!
We know you want one. And you are in luck, because they will be available at the next performance by Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters on Friday, March 13th at Yonder in Hillsboro, NC!
A Swagger lighter in use – another satisfied customer!
There ain’t nothing better than a live performance by Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters, but if you couldn’t be there you can at least see part of what you missed: