Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters

Gorgeous! Dazzling! Magnificent!

And just plain good-lookin’ too!

Hoo Boy!

Check it out! We went and got ourselves a whole mess of lighters with bottle openers built right into ’em!

We know you want one. And you are in luck, because they will be available at the next performance by Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters on Friday, March 13th at Yonder in Hillsboro, NC!

There ain’t nothing better than a live performance by Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters, but if you couldn’t be there you can at least see part of what you missed:

Hoo Boy! We went and got us on the Instagrams!

As you are probably aware, Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters are down with the kids.

Hoo boy! Everybody is all excited for Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters to perform at  Yonder in Hillsborough, NC on March 13th, 2020!

Sweetening the deal even further, there are rumors that Jimmie is feelin’ pressure to run for President again. Could he announce at  Yonder in Hillsborough, NC on March 13th, 2020? Only one way to find out! Be there!

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In case you weren’t there back in 2016, here’s Jimmie winning the first time:

Hoo Boy! You know how they always say Friday the 13th is lucky? Well, in March of 2020, Friday the 13th is super mega crazy lucky! And that’s because Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters are gonna be performing at Yonder in Hillsborough, NC!

 

The fans have spoken!

Hoo Boy!

This is the show to be at ladies and gentlemen! There’s gonna be nine, count ’em, nine Fussy Eaters at the Show of the Year on Saturday, January 25th when Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters join Nannerhead at the Cave!

Jimmie Ray Swagger says, “Be there!“

Now I know you that you know there’s nothing better than a Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters show. But do you know what the next best thing is? Well, it’s watching video of a Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters show! And to that end, we got us a channel on the YouTubes! Enjoy!

Hoo Boy! Might as well call it now – the bestest show of the whole dang year of our Lord 2020 is gonna be on Saturday, January 25th when Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters join Nannerhead at the Cave.

Be there!

Hey, don’t go spreadin’ this around, but Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters are gonna be playing a secret show at North 87 South on Saturday, December 21st with the Usta B’s.

You didn’t hear it from me!

Hoo Boy!

Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters done kicked some ass down at the Nash Street Tavern! Either you were there or you missed out!

Keep your eyes peeled and your head on a swivel, ’cause they’re gonna come again real soon!

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Alright, now everybody listen up! This is Arty “Tex” Donkerman, I manage Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters. This coming Friday, November 15th 2019 when Jimmie and the boys play Nash Street Tavern in Hillsboro, NC the leaks must stop! First, somebody went and posted an unauthorized still from a video shoot I am associated with to the Facebooks. And now, a surreptitious live audio recording of the JRS&tFE hit “I Didn’t Get Around To It” has surfaced:

So this coming Friday, November 15th 2019 when Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters play Nash Street Tavern – and I know you’ll be there – keep your eyes peeled!

Hoo Boy! So much dang Swagger I can hardly contain myself!

If you missed JRS&tFE’s jaw-droppin’ set at the Fishing Creek Reunion Festival, well then I feel bad for you. But hang on! Ain’t often you get another chance in this world but this time you get two!

 

On Friday, November 8th will be making a triumphant return to the Berkeley Cafe in Raleigh, North Carolina.

Then, on the very next Friday, November 15th, Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters are gonna tear it up at the Nash Street Tavern in Hillsborough, NC!

Hoo Boy indeed!

Hoo Boy! Oh my! I just can not contain my excitement as I anticipate this year’s Fishing Creek Reunion Festival 2019, not least of all because Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters are gonna be there on Saturday, October 19th 2019! Hot dang!

Hoo Boy!

The Weekend of Swagger was such a huge success that it can not be described! You either were there or you shoulda been!

 

 

Hoo Boy!

This coming weekend, September 28th and 29th, is gonna be the Weekend of Swagger! We suggest you begin preparations now!

On Saturday, September 28th Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters return to the Kraken with Doug Prescott and Rico Houston.

Then on Sunday, September 29th at 2:00p.m. Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters will be performing at Tyler’s headlining the Carrboro Music Festival!

Country music is indeed a full time job!

We are just about all sold out of the Swagunderwear, so just in the nick of time we ordered up some genuine Swagger hats:

Get yours today at a Jimmie Ray Swagger show or wherever fine apparel is sold!