Kraken Show Tonight!

Hoo Boy! Come on out to The Kracken tonight, April 1st, 2023 where Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters will be playing with Coyote vs. Acme!

The Kracken

We was holdin’ out, hopin’ that Cody Caliente would make this one, but he done sent us the following message:

“Hey man! I sure do appreciate that but I’m on house arrest from that grand theft auto charge after that pool tournament and wet T-shirt contest at Buster’s Cue & Brew last year. Stitches are long gone but you should see the scar on my forehead from the chicken wire out back!”

“Meanwhile, my old lady is fierce and won’t let me cut the ankle monitor off no more. Says she ain’t taking care of all 7 youngins no damn more while he’s out boozing or sitting in the lockup for being stupid. So I reckon I’m gonna pass this go round. But damn I wanna get piss drunk like we used to at the honky tonk in Nashville….North Carolina. Well, I reckon it was actually Rocky Mount.”

Goin’ Back Yonder!

Hoo boy! If you have plans to do somethin’ else this coming Saturday, March 4th 2023 you need to cancel! Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters are gonna be at Yonder – and you know what happened last time! You don’t wanna miss it!

If you don’t know, well, you’ll find out!

Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters at the Yonder Prom

More Swagger video!

You can never have too much Swagger in your life!

Here’s more live Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters action from Fishing Creek:

Carrborro Music Festival Headliners – Again!

Hoo Boy! The Carrborro Music Festival sure does love them some Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters! In fact, we’re headlining their festival again this year on Sunday, October 2nd – which is why they got us in their promo video three, count ’em, three times:

More Merch!

Hoo Boy! We got two new additions to the ever-expanding catalog of Swagwear!

First up, new Swagger T-shirts:

new Jimmie Ray Swagger shirts
*NEW* Jimmie Ray Swagger T-shirts!

And that’s not all! We also have Jimmie Hats:

Jimmie Hats!
Gotta wear a Jimmie Hat!

Get yours at all Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters performances and at all truly fine retailers worldwide!