Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters

Hoo Boy! So much dang Swagger I can hardly contain myself!

If you missed JRS&tFE’s jaw-droppin’ set at the Fishing Creek Reunion Festival, well then I feel bad for you. But hang on! Ain’t often you get another chance in this world but this time you get two!

 

On Friday, November 8th will be making a triumphant return to the Berkeley Cafe in Raleigh, North Carolina.

Then, on the very next Friday, November 15th, Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters are gonna tear it up at the Nash Street Tavern in Hillsborough, NC!

Hoo Boy indeed!

Hoo Boy! Oh my! I just can not contain my excitement as I anticipate this year’s Fishing Creek Reunion Festival 2019, not least of all because Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters are gonna be there on Saturday, October 19th 2019! Hot dang!

Hoo Boy!

The Weekend of Swagger was such a huge success that it can not be described! You either were there or you shoulda been!

 

 

Hoo Boy!

This coming weekend, September 28th and 29th, is gonna be the Weekend of Swagger! We suggest you begin preparations now!

On Saturday, September 28th Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters return to the Kraken with Doug Prescott and Rico Houston.

Then on Sunday, September 29th at 2:00p.m. Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters will be performing at Tyler’s headlining the Carrboro Music Festival!

Country music is indeed a full time job!

We are just about all sold out of the Swagunderwear, so just in the nick of time we ordered up some genuine Swagger hats:

Get yours today at a Jimmie Ray Swagger show or wherever fine apparel is sold!

Hoo Boy!

This coming September 28th and 29th is gonna be the Weekend of Swagger. We suggest you begin preparations now!

On Saturday, September 28th Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters return to the Kraken with Doug Prescott and Rico Houston.

Then on Sunday, September 29th at 2:00p.m. Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters will be performing at Tyler’s headlining the Carrboro Music Festival!

Country music is indeed a full time job!

As you can see, an intense time was had by all who witnessed.

Hoo Boy! I know y’all are still in recovery after the last few hootenannies JRS&tFE done thrown, but you’d best knock back a few headache powders and get on down to the Berkeley Cafe on Friday, August 30th.

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We’ll be there!

Dang we looked good! Sounded even better!

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Hoo boy, it has been far too long since we got some Nash! Well, on Saturday, August 10th the flood gates are gonna open wide when Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters play Nash Street Tavern in Hillsborough, NC – you best be there!

After breaking attendance record at our last adult venue appearance, they tried to get us all exclusive. But Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters are for everybody and everywhere!

We are now in negotiations to appear at Durham’s newest adult dance club, Ham Hoxxx!

Stay Tuned!

It’s true – you cannot get there from here.

Hoo Boy! Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters are gonna be at the Nash Street Tavern in Hillsborough, North Cackalacky on August 10th, 2019!

If we were you, we would start preparing now. It’s never too early to pre-game!

Hoo Boy! We sure had a time up at Studmuffins of Durham! But the plain fact is that none of the videos from that show would make it past the laziest of content filters. Instead, enjoy you some Swagger Classic from years past:

Alright, now everybody listen up! This is Arty “Tex” Donkerman, I manage Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters, and I do not waste my breath! It’s as simple as one, two three:

1. Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters. That alone should be sufficient.
2. The Fourth of July! Snatch. Freedom. AMERICA!
3. The premier male review in the Bull City, Studmuffins of Durham!

‘Nuff Said!

Hoo Boy!

After the limited edition SwaggerJackets sold out, we had to think fast. And we thought, “Hey now, who wouldn’t want Jimmie Ray Swagger’s face on their junk?” So now we got SwagWear and SwagUnderWear! Available at truly fine retailers nationwide.

Hoo Boy! We done went Yonder and tore the place up! Take you a looky-loo at this here video somebody shot through a peephole lookin’ in:

Just a reminder that Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters will be working overtime at Yonder on Friday, June 21st. You will be sorry if you miss it!

 

 

Wow, check this out! Somebody has just unearthed some old home movie of us singing about jail. The more things change…