It’s true – you cannot get there from here.
Hoo Boy! Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters are gonna be at the Nash Street Tavern in Hillsborough, North Cackalacky on August 10th, 2019!
If we were you, we would start preparing now. It’s never too early to pre-game!
Hoo Boy! We sure had a time up at Studmuffins of Durham! But the plain fact is that none of the videos from that show would make it past the laziest of content filters. Instead, enjoy you some Swagger Classic from years past:
- Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters. That alone should be sufficient.
- The Fourth of July! Snatch. Freedom. AMERICA!
- The premier male review in the Bull City, Studmuffins of Durham!
After the limited edition SwaggerJackets sold out, we had to think fast. And we thought, “Hey now, who wouldn’t want Jimmie Ray Swagger’s face on their junk?” So now we got SwagWear and SwagUnderWear! Available at truly fine retailers nationwide.
Hoo Boy! We done went Yonder and tore the place up! Take you a looky-loo at this here video somebody shot through a peephole lookin’ in:
Just a reminder that Jimmie Ray Swagger & the Fussy Eaters will be working overtime at Yonder on Friday, June 21st. You will be sorry if you miss it!
Wow, check this out! Somebody has just unearthed some old home movie of us singing about jail. The more things change…
As I am certain you have heard by now, Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters will be playing in Hillsborough, NC on Friday, June 21st. However, the venue has upgraded to accommodate JRS&tFE – they are now Yonder. And that is where we are gonna be.
But no matter what they call the place, babe, if you call we’re gonna come.
In a belated acknowledgement of the majesty that is Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters, King Street Bar in Hillsborough, NC will host Jimmie and the boys on Friday, June 21st 2019!
Don’t look now, but we’re working on booking a secret show up at Stud Muffins of Durham. And do you wanna know what day they want us for? Of course you do! The want us for the gotdang Fourth of July!
Remorial Day falls on Tuesday, May 28th of this year – make it a day to demember* with Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters live and in person at the Station in Carrboro, North Carolina!
* “demember” as in forget, not that other thing!
People are getting so excited about Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters playing at the Station in Carrboro on Tuesday, May 28th that they’re getting their SwagWear ready in advance:
Be there or you’ll regret it!
When you get as famous as Jimmie Ray Swagger, everybody wants a piece of you. Somebody has gone and started writing an unauthorized biography of Mr. Swagger, and we have gotten our hands on the introduction. It’s pretty much all wrong, but can’t say it ain’t entertaining!
This coming Saturday, April 20th, live at the Cavern Tavern, President Swagger is set to announce his Green New Deal! Details are scarce so far, but rumor has it that agriculture and mental health issues will feature prominently.
Come one, come all to the Cavern Tavern on Saturday, April 20th and experience it in person!