They done told us that the Carrborro Music Festival was a free event, but they ain’t never seen the crowds Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters can draw. Therefore, we have taken the precaution of printing out tickets:
We can’t help but notice that the fans just can not get enough Jimmie Ray Swagger and the Fussy Eaters in their lives. Some even go so far as to post unauthorized live videos taken on videocameras hidden up inside their phones! Such as this one:
Suppose that’s just life as a living legend.
The fans, they just love them some Jimmie Ray Swagger! The ironic thing is that we’re playing “Jailmate” even though none of us Swagger boys were behind bars at the time – ain’t that somethin’!
Hoooo Boy! It’s almost time for Kinko de Mayo, that traditional yearly celebration of fetishes and mayonnaise. If I had my druthers it’d be fetishes and Bar-B-Q, but tradition is tradition.
This year Kinko de Mayo falls on the fifth of May. We’re gonna be celebrating at the 2nd Wind in Carrboro, North Carolina. Figure on us gettin’ goin’ about 10:00pm.
Fetch me my ball gag!
As you know, the best songs are the ones that express something we all know that we feel deep down inside. This one is called, “I Sure Hope I Don’t Shit My Pants.”
Take you a listen to a song from our Early Times for an Ancient Age EP: I Just Wanna Please Me
Take you a listen to a song from our Early Times for an Ancient Age EP: The Other End